If you talk to God, you are religious. If God talks to you, you are nuts.
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...Anyone who tells you differently is selling something."
That has got to be in the top ten list of best movie quotes of all time. And by the way (oh noes, I started a sentence with "and"), it's a MOVIE not a FILM!
ANYWAY! Here's a few ways to enjoy life through suffering without being a Buddhist:
1.) Deprive yourself of a bathroom break for HOURS. Refuse to excrete until it's practically bursting out of your bladder. While you're waiting, go for a nice, long car ride. Walk around in a shopping mall. When it's time, you'll practically orgasm from the relief of taking a piss. It'll teach you to enjoy the little things in life.
2.) On your day off, turn a DVD on and leave it running on the main menu ALL day so that the same 30 seconds of audio plays over and over. I recommend Charlie and the Chocolate Factory if you've got it...the original.. Any children's movie will do, really. After 12 hours or so, go listen to Moonlight Sonata. When that's over, turn the DVD on again and see if that 30 seconds of audio sounds remotely like it did 10 minutes ago...
3.) Go to an elementary school band/chorus concert or play of which your child is not a member.
4.) Drink nothing but instant coffee and chicken broth for an entire month. At the end of the month, see how much you'll enjoy a glass of water.
5.) Cut halfway through a fingernail with your nail clippers so every type of cloth will get stuck in it. Leave it until it falls off on its own.
And there's another waste of a minute or two of your life (I did it again), but at least I found five dollars.
That has got to be in the top ten list of best movie quotes of all time. And by the way (oh noes, I started a sentence with "and"), it's a MOVIE not a FILM!
ANYWAY! Here's a few ways to enjoy life through suffering without being a Buddhist:
1.) Deprive yourself of a bathroom break for HOURS. Refuse to excrete until it's practically bursting out of your bladder. While you're waiting, go for a nice, long car ride. Walk around in a shopping mall. When it's time, you'll practically orgasm from the relief of taking a piss. It'll teach you to enjoy the little things in life.
2.) On your day off, turn a DVD on and leave it running on the main menu ALL day so that the same 30 seconds of audio plays over and over. I recommend Charlie and the Chocolate Factory if you've got it...the original.. Any children's movie will do, really. After 12 hours or so, go listen to Moonlight Sonata. When that's over, turn the DVD on again and see if that 30 seconds of audio sounds remotely like it did 10 minutes ago...
3.) Go to an elementary school band/chorus concert or play of which your child is not a member.
4.) Drink nothing but instant coffee and chicken broth for an entire month. At the end of the month, see how much you'll enjoy a glass of water.
5.) Cut halfway through a fingernail with your nail clippers so every type of cloth will get stuck in it. Leave it until it falls off on its own.
And there's another waste of a minute or two of your life (I did it again), but at least I found five dollars.
Well.. I thought it was funny anyway.
"Boyabus kissibus pretti girlorum. Girlabus likabus, wanti somorum. Papibus hearibus biga smakorum. Kickibus boyabus outi backdorum. Boyabus kissibus girla nomorum."
"Boyabus kissibus pretti girlorum. Girlabus likabus, wanti somorum. Papibus hearibus biga smakorum. Kickibus boyabus outi backdorum. Boyabus kissibus girla nomorum."
